She's Electric.

So, yesterday.. Yesterday, I was electrocuted. In my face. Interesting.. It was done by Emma (our nextdoor neighbour) in an attempt to rid my face of a few zits. Haha. It was a consensual electrocution. She (as a beauty therapist) has a machine that sends electric currents down her magic wand and zaps whatever she touches! BAM! It apparently kills bacteria and any form of grossness from the root. Sounds deeeelightful. Anyway, I woke up this morning to find that my pre-zapped friends are dying! TAKE THAT! Mwahahaha. 

In other news, I have deleted facebook. WHAT?!! Yes, you heard. I, Renee Ann, have deleted my facebook. Don't fall over. I decided that I'd have a break and be a wee bit old fashioned in the sense of catching up with friends.. In person. Its an old trait I know, I mean who really catches up with friends nowadays when all you need to do is click a button here and there and you get there whole life story? Even down to what they had for breakfast? Yeah.. Well, I'd rather know the important stuff.. Like, Hi, how are you? What's been going on? Have one of those things I think they call a con..ver..saaaaaaa..sion.. Yes thats it. Conversation. Google it. I'm sure I will revert in a few months (as I tend to do) but it will be a nice break. Pun? BRB.

In additional breaking news, I removed my fake nails!! Holyyyyy shitballs, right? Wrong. Apparently modern day Renee, mother, cleaner & house wife, prefers to be more earthy & natural. So, after 3 weeks of being sufficiently fancy, I sat lastnight and slowly filed & popped them off. Short stumpy nails & a nice shiny clear gloss! Hello my old friend :)

Oh.. And.. MIA SAID MUM!!! That's right. After Dad, dog, duck & quack.. Finally my darling girl said 'Mum'. It's rare, but I've had a 'Mum' a day for the past 3 days :) YAYYYYYY! Good girl. 

More news? Today is the 22nd. Meaning? Today, Mia Isabella is officially 11 MONTHS OLD! In one month, she will be turning ONE. As in, A YEAR. One year.. Holy moley. It has been a fabulous year too! She changed my life for the better in ALL ways. I love my little pumpkin munchkin smooshy wooshy baby face!! Soooooo much!! Nawww :)

Love xxx